Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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