I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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