White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
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WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
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We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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