I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
god, I love you
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
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is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
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Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer