He kissed a someone with a penis
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"