i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
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