There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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