Rock
Scissors
Fuck
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
