real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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