i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
Randomize