Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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