you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
Randomize
