once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
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people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
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dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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