in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
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