im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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