can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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