Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I licked your asshole in confidence.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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