He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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