ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
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so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
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My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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