This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
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A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
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I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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