Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
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