First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
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me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
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I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
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