the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
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As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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29 Cringeworthy Situations People Realized They Shouldn’t Be In
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
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