Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

Favorite
(717): View more from Pennsylvania

I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(717): I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked. http://tfl.nu/cil2

Replies (55) Good night (713) Bad night (5437)
Favorite
(860): View more from Connecticut

remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection

(781): View more from Massachusetts

I hate that ur telling me this.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(860): remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection (781): I hate that ur telling me this. http://tfl.nu/g3sb

Replies (19) Good night (1031) Bad night (4424)
Favorite
(479): View more from Arkansas

She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(479): She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink. http://tfl.nu/g05p

Replies (90) Good night (2562) Bad night (4045)
Favorite
(224): View more from Illinois

hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube

(630): View more from Illinois

my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(224): hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube (630): my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up. http://tfl.nu/cxvl

Replies (17) Good night (7344) Bad night (765)
Favorite
(631): View more from New York

Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(631): Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america http://tfl.nu/n1lq

Replies (27) Good night (8368) Bad night (1158)
Favorite
(716): View more from New York

You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(716): You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70 http://tfl.nu/w9g2

Replies (13) Good night (6265) Bad night (1097)
Favorite
(402): View more from Nebraska

This gyro tastes like lonliness

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(402): This gyro tastes like lonliness http://tfl.nu/d72i

Replies (14) Good night (945) Bad night (4081)
Favorite
(479): View more from Arkansas

Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(479): Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out. http://tfl.nu/6ock

Replies (17) Good night (4175) Bad night (872)
Favorite
(906): View more from Michigan

Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?

(1-906): View more from Michigan

It's okay.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(906): Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay? (1-906): It's okay. http://tfl.nu/i6me

Replies (9) Good night (1324) Bad night (4165)
Favorite
(816): View more from Missouri

I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(816): I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic. http://tfl.nu/t2fd

Replies (7) Good night (2687) Bad night (1140)
Favorite
(562): View more from California

guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(562): guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing". http://tfl.nu/0ckl

Replies (17) Good night (6724) Bad night (1434)
Favorite
(250): View more from British Columbia

Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing

(1-250): View more from British Columbia

You are such a penis elitist

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(250): Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing (1-250): You are such a penis elitist http://tfl.nu/ym08

Replies (11) Good night (1529) Bad night (549)
Favorite
(412): View more from Pennsylvania

okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(412): okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain" http://tfl.nu/zllc

Replies (2) Good night (764) Bad night (464)
Favorite
(229): View more from Georgia

I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(229): I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am http://tfl.nu/ozx4

Replies (3) Good night (1188) Bad night (371)
Favorite
(757): View more from Virginia

pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(757): pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home? http://tfl.nu/p4vi

Replies (2) Good night (1385) Bad night (430)

Randomize

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Find Us On: