Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
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After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
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I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.