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• (248): View more from Michigan

  did you get my message about your dog?

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  no... is he ok?

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  no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry

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• (914): View more from New York

  ____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/

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  Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.

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  Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?

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• (415): View more from California

  How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?

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  Which pub are you in?

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• (931): View more from Tennessee

  I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?

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• (425): View more from Washington

  How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.

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• (386): View more from Florida

  Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.

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