wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
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you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
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Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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