you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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