is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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