my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
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