Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
Randomize
