sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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