Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
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We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
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I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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