This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
Randomize
