You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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