Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
Randomize
