that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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