It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
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