i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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