You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
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Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
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I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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