check it out our google latitudes are spooning
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
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