I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
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I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
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Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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