opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
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