We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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