Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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