So drunk its hurt
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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