those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
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