do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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