Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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