if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
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