READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
and you said cock pushups were impossible
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
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Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
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"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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