She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I'm both gender and math confused
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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