too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
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So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
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Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
All I want is dick and wine.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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