i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
meet me or not, i'm out of control
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
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