am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
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He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
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So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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