So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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