The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
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A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
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This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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