..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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