why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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